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“I’m working on Chili Pepper magazine.”

“You told me about that! With articles of interest to chili pepper aficionadoes.”

“It’s a weekly?”

“Bimonthly – there’s not that much chili pepper news.”

“How’s the trip going?”

“It’s all very 30 Rock, with my boss as Alec Baldwin and me as Tina Fey.”

“I love your dress, by the way.”

“Thanks! Aaron Sorkin has the same one but his is longer, and not funny.”

“Oh! That was a joke!”

“What was?”

“She asked if there were cross words exchanged at the puzzle convention, and she did it with such an innocent expression that Francis completely missed it -”

“Puns are decadent, anyway.”

“We used to have great fun with geographical puns. Like, I have a Turkish bovine. Is it a red cow? No, is tan bull.”

“Oh very good!”

“I took Middle Eastern transportation. Is bus? No, is rail.”

“I did macrame with gems. Hippie art? No, wool-stone-craft.”

“Matthew’s brother had a great one. In New South Wales – was it New South Wales? No, Victoria, in Victoria a woman crumples up a piece of paper. No, wait, it was a cleric.”

“A cleric, in Victoria, crumples a piece of paper.”

“Right! Nunawadi!”

“It’s a suburb of Melbourne.”

“Kathryn, you are the best joke teller EVER.”

“So I know this couple back in San Francisco, and they’re married right but get this: they only ever have sex with each other.”

“Dude, that’s weird.”

“Yeah! Get a house.”

she means it in an affectionate way

R: This year we are all perfect squares!

Salome: What?

R: Jules is one, Claire’s four and J and I are 36.

Pause.

S (feelingly): You dork.

R: Next year we’ll all be prime!

all the small mammals in the house say “zzz”

Julia was really ill this week. I mean, not like rush her to the ER ill, but her temperature hovered around 104 degrees for three days. What’s that in real numbers? 40 Celsius. I’ma have to relearn metric now I’m English. Probably have to stop using I’ma, too. But I digress.

She kept waking at 2am in fever and pain, and then throwing up all over Jeremy. Lucky Jeremy! He was going above and beyond because I had some very intense stuff on at work – despite which I came home early on Tuesday and Thursday to ferry her to the doctor and then just to hang out with her. The fever broke Thursday afternoon and she was mostly okay yesterday and fine today.

Have I mentioned that, seriously, thank the stars for antibiotics? Seventy years ago that might have been a fatal illness; seventy years from now it might be again. Thank the stars and amoxicillin for my irresistible, extraordinary little daughter, made of sunshine and pure steel, who at nineteen months is reading books to me by naming the pictures – “Duck! Apple! Gato!” – and who is constantly trying to figure out how to make me laugh.

I keep forgetting to mention that Bebe our vicious and unpredictable so-called companion animal, who surprised us by tolerating Claire, is actively fond of Jules. Jules is clearly our animal lover, drawn to and gentle with both cats and dogs – I intend to conceal the existence of horses from her altogether – but the surprise is how tenderly the poisonous little cat responds. This evening as Julia fell asleep in my arms, Bebe was stretched out beside us in the Ikea armchair. I could feel the cat purring against my thigh and the baby snoring on my breast, and I thought remember this, remember this, burn this moment into your memory; because this is as good as it gets.

two hundredth kilometre!

Rock and roll! Saw owl. Mike Lynch firmly believes that seeing the owl is a mystical experience you get every hundredth kilometre. Maybe he’s right!

buddhist tech analyst recycles jokes from the it crowd

“You know how when you call tech support they say ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’ This lets them turn it off and on again for you.”

cosmpolitan

In brief, since work is crazy and Julia has two ear infections:

  • Green card news cautiously hopeful.
  • Today’s mail included an invitation to my British citizenship ceremony, August 6.

claire and ada at the window

C: From here you can see the whole cities! San Francisco AND London.

A: I can’t see London.

C: Past the bridge!

A: I can’t see a bridge.

C: Well… see harder!

A: Oh! I can see it… no, I can’t.

notes to self

Don’t be big baby.

No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

(Waitaminute. Beckett used to drive Andre the Giant to school???)

perpetual reading machine

I was going to say something about how much I enjoyed Foreign Babes in Beijing with its shrewd, clever description of Chinese characters as pieces of Lego you can click together in different shapes, and how harrowing Persian Girls is when the author Nahid Rachlin is stolen away from the aunt who has raised her as her own. But then I picked up Jonathan Raban’s Surveillance which is just ridiculously good, Hari Kunzru’s Transmission by way of Dean Gray’s American Edit.

Have you ever seen the INS jail down by Union Station? They’ve got hundreds of Hispanics locked up in there. You see them standing at the bars like animals in cages, crying, yelling out messages to friends and relatives. Every time I go past, my blood ices up. I hate the INS. I hate the INS more than I hate Lee, even more than I hate the fucking FBI. For pure, cold, bureaucratic cruelty, I’d give the INS a perfect ten.

As lots of people have pointed out, this novel captures life in America right now so precisely that there are little shocks of recognition on every page. I got the same narcissistic pleasure from Nick Hornby’s Polysyllabic Spree, which Jamey forced into my hands the other day and which reads just like one of these book-posts only wittier, and about books I personally haven’t already read :)

will franken at the marsh

“Coming up next. On the five-year anniversary of the San Francisco Cold Snap of 2007, we interview survivors of that tragic event.

“‘You literally, walked out of your apartment. Literally, felt the weather. Literally, turned around. Literally walked back into your apartment. Literally, put on a coat. It was freezing! Figuratively.'”

close encounter

She wasn’t there the first time I ran around the hill so I wasn’t particularly hopeful when I looked on the second loop. And then she FLEW OVER MY HEAD AND LANDED ON A LIGHTPOLE.

“You can fly!”

“I’m an owl.”

“I’ve never seen you fly before!”

“Are you listening? I’m an owl.”

A bunch of songbirds started shrieking at her, and seriously, she was messing with them. She did little flits from branch to branch to get all up in their beaks. I couldn’t believe my luck; and then one of her downy breast feathers floated s…o… s…l…o…w…l…y… over my head, about three inches above my outstretched fingers. And then it drifted into the path of the sun and out of sight.

in search of an episode

“we shall examine the torrent of bits and the bay of pirates
we are resourceful little australians”

“outside your little bandwidth prison, you go wild”

“we build internets out of bush tucker and songlines”

“and call it “dreamtime””

“dreamtiem”

my america

My two faves on the mix tape Quinn gave me were a pair of gorgeous, lyrical anthems by someone called Dean Gray, so I googled around. Turns out Dean Gray is a collaboration between San Francisco’s Party Ben and English-Australian team9, and their American Edit is a remix of Green Day’s American Idiot. Of course everyone knew this but me. Anyway I downloaded the whole thing (bite me, music industry) and listened yesterday as I ran.

The cool thing about mashups is the way they embody, as Spike said of Life on Mars, our collective dream of history. This is how I remember pop: songs merging into one another across the AM dial. Summer of ’69 is my summer of ’85 (except that these are, in fact, the best days of my life); I have loved Johnny Cash completely ever since that devastating cover of NIN’s Hurt; and so on. And it’s not exactly surprising that an English-Australian-San Franciscan collaboration would hit so many of my cultural G-spots now, is it.

Still, when I came into sight of the sun shining on San Francisco Bay and track two (Green Day’s Holiday / Theme from Dr Who) paused for a beat then launched into KLF’s Doctorin’ the Tardis…

…there was a single, perfect instant when I thought I was going take off and fly.

Thanks, Q.

all that bracing myself for rejection, wasted

The day I applied to the Viable Paradise writers’ workshop, Carole said:

“There’s a book I want to lend you!”

…and it was by Elizabeth Bear, who is one of this year’s instructors.

This morning I heard that I got in!

This evening Claire and I had dinner at Burger Joint. Claire said:

“Now mama tell me about your day!”

…and at that VERY MOMENT the jukebox started playing “Paperback Writer”.

connection reset by peer

…and then by the third day I am reacquainted with the noise and havoc, and reminded that out of everyone in the world except my daughters, I like Jeremy the best.

oh so pretty

Of course the day after he gets back is always the day I come over all crankypants and “why can’t you pick up after yourself! You’re worse than the girls!”

It’s a good thing we’re pretty.

helplessly, head-over-heels

Any morning that starts with conjugal duties and a cup of hot tea brought to you in bed is a better morning than all the ones that don’t.

This evening J and I went to see Once, an art house musical starring (a) the love child of Alex Johnston and Jimmy Fay, and (b) the Czech version of Ioanna. Every time there was an establishing shot I caught my breath and was transported back to 1993/94, the year I lived in Dublin and fell helplessly, head-over-heels in love, let’s see, at least six times. Yet the movie was so good it actually transcended my personal attachment(s) to the material.

That’s a good movie.

Right now J is reading Claire’s library books to her and attempting to sing “Miss Mary Mack.” Glen Hansard, in Once, has one of those soaring aching perfect pop voices (he’s in the band The Frames); J, by contrast, cannot hold the simplest tune. But you oughtta hear him singing to his kid. It’s the most beautiful song in the world.

the end of a long week, month

The last day is always the worst, but today wasn’t so bad as last days go. Sure, I didn’t get anything done, except answering a few neglected emails, but the children were breakfasted and dressed at a reasonable hour and Claire came willingly to school.

I’m enjoying Billy Collins’ Best American Poetry of 2006. Full of cracking lines, lovely villanelles, crisp sestinas, an accomplished double abecedarian. From Krista Benjamin:

“Letter From My Ancestors

“We wouldn’t write this,
wouldn’t even think of it. We are working
people without time on our hands.”

From Amy Gerstler’s “For My Niece Sydney, Age Six”:

“Dear girl, your jolly blond one-year-old
brother, who adults adore, fits into
the happy category of souls mostly at home
in the world. He tosses a fully clothed doll
into the inflatable wading pool in your
backyard (splash!) and laughs maniacally
at his own comic genius. You sit alone,
twenty feet from everyone else, on a stone
bench under a commodious oak, reading aloud,
gripping your book like a steering wheel
of a race car you’re learning to drive.
Complaints about you are already filtering
in…”

The best thing I’ve read in the last day, though, was the note from my Dad reminding me that his best friend Ivor Wong worked at Arup for many years. Indeed I remember this story from when I was a kid:

“Durham University needed a pedestrian bridge to connect the student residential estate to the main campus because there was a small river between them and the students had to walk down a very high, steep river bank and up the other side. The technical problem was the construction of the bridge on such a restricted site. The story showed that Ove had been thinking about this bridge on an airline flight and had drawn a sketch of a bridge based on an elephant and had shown how the bridge could be built along the river bank on a rotating base and then rotated 90 degrees to its final location.”

Little bit of poking around reveals that the bridge was actually built in two halves, each of which pivoted on its foundation until together they spanned the gorge. As if my Dad and I stretched out our arms and touched fingertips across the Pacific Ocean and 35 years.

let’s try that again

Okay, so besides being responsible for some of my favourite structures on earth (the Sydney Opera House, the Pompidou Center, the De Young, the Angel of the North), Arup seems to be pretty much the ideal lifestyle company, a privately held trust the operates on behalf of employees. You have to admire any entity that includes “humane organization”, “straight and honourable dealings” and “social usefulness” as three of its six main aims. Indeed the whole text of Ove Arup’s key speech is as remarkable a mission statement as I have ever read.

New Yorker writer David Owen does a beautiful job of tying Arup’s ideals back into Balmond’s observation on engineering:

Terry Hill, Arup’s chairman, told me that he thinks of engineering as more than a profession: “It’s a way of thinking about the world.” Ove’s concept of the “model fraternity” is really an engineering scheme – a way of routing gravity through a professional organization, and through a life.

Good, insightful writing about engineering is a rare and, to me, very precious thing; in which context I should point out this piece by Joshua Davis. It’s so good I almost wish I’d written it; the downside is that it’s about how Jeremy’s former colleague may have murdered his wife.

Back to the blockbuster New Yorker. There were cute pieces on Tina Brown’s Diana book and a forthcoming Edith Piaf film, the usual quite forgettable fiction (I think it was called “Overprivileged, Upper Middle Class White East Coaster Experiences Microscopic Epiphany”, unless that was the poem) and then a long piece by Seymour Hersh, which like all his stories has to be read even though you know it’s going to make you want to tear out your own heart. This one is about how Major General Antonio Taguba, assigned to investigate Abu Ghraib, was scapegoated by the administration. The whole thing is a nightmare, but what left the deepest stab wound was this:

“The whole idea that Rumsfeld projects – ‘We’re here to protect the nation from terrorism’ – is an oxymoron,” Taguba said. “He and his aides have abused their offices and have no idea of the values and high standards that are expected of them.”

It is, of course, difficult for anyone to understand exactly why the neocons have done what they have done (by which I mean ignoring the August 6 2001 PDB, a dereliction of duty that led to 9/11, botching the aftermath of the Afghanistan war, botching everything about the Iraq war, warrantless domestic surveillance, failure of the federal levees in the aftermath of Katrina, failure of FEMA to respond in any useful way to the Katrina disaster, politically motivated exposure of CIA operatives, politically motivated firing of attorneys, endless, nauseating petty corruption and sexual scandals – what have I missed?)

But this observation really made me think. It’s too easy, and not helpful, to dismiss the members of the Bush administration as stupid or evil. What if Taguba is right? What if people like Rumsfeld just do not know that there is a larger world, in which science seeks objective truth, in which bipartisanship and diplomacy are necessary and expected? What if they were just extremely badly brought up? What if what we’re seeing is the incapacity for human compassion – indeed, ignorance that there is such a thing? They hack the structure, all right, but they fail to apprehend the gravity.

Makes me think that maybe raising children right is important work after all.

why mothers eventually let go of their intellectual lives

The new New Yorker is here almost before I’d had the chance to absorb the unusual chewiness of the last one. A long piece profiling structural engineer Cecil Balmond contains the irresistible observation that the job of an engineer is “to route gravity through structure.”

Writing this much has taken me an hour, counting interruptions. I wish Jeremy would come home and stay home. He’s been gone three of the last five weeks. I’m very tired.

Balmond works for what sounds like a fascinating company, called Arup.

Now Julia is crying, and Claire has come out of bed to demand fresh pajamas. It’s ten to ten. I give up.

ETA: Claire put on her own pajamas and Julia has fallen asleep, but my brain is still a thin gruel.