happy mothersomething day
Sunday, May 14th, 2017
“Is breakfast actually under way?”
“…yes?”
“That is a fib.”
“Is it?”
“If it were a number series, it would be the Fibonacci sequence. If it were a bone, it would be a fibula.”
“Go on.”
“I think I’m done. No, wait. If it were a misspelled law enforcement body it would be the FIB.”
“They’re dyslexic but they fight crime!”
“They fight CIRME.”
