1. Don’t be a dick to your kids. Don’t be a dick to Optimal Husband. Don’t be a dick to hapless customer service staff. They are human shields for The Man, and deserve your compassion. Channel that anger into constructive change. HULK SMASH.
2. Eat more kale. Eat more apricots. Eat more nuts. Eat more Greek yoghurt. Eat more olives and tomatoes and basil and buffalo mozzarella. Eat more spinach and avocado and pine nuts. Drink more water. Drink more Marlborough sauvignon blanc.
3. Be kinder. Be more curious. Be more aware. Praise more. Laugh more. Be in the moment. Be flexible. Be humble. Be grateful. Be amazed.

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