that’s, like, my TRADEMARK
Tuesday, December 28th, 2010
Sarah, who is, in fact, my sister: Did you think of a holiday achievement plan with checklist items like “Play mahjongg,” “Drink Bailey’s” or “Loll around aimlessly”?
Me: …um, no?
Sarah: So basically, you set yourself up to fail.
Me: I’m sorry, but have we MET? Do you even KNOW ME?
