nerdcore marriage on oprah
Tuesday, December 14th, 2010
Me to Jeremy: And then she climbed the Harbour Bridge and laid a clutch of giant glowing green eggs.
J: Did she.
Me: Read it on Twitter. Must be true.
J: I never thought of Oprah having an ovipositor, but it makes sense.
Me: It totally makes sense!
J: You’ve got an ovipositor! You’ve got an ovipositor!
Together: EVERYONE’S GOT AN OVIPOSITOR!