xochitl, on the other hand, is perfectly cromulent
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
ME: …my old riding instructor, David.
CLAIRE (uncertainly): His name was Day-vid?
ME: Yes, that’s right, David.
CLAIRE (scornfully): That’s not a real name.
ME: Whuh?
CLAIRE: I’ve never heard of it!
ME: *wibble*
CLAIRE (with finality): *I* don’t know anyone called David.
ME: Well. No. I guess you don’t.