we’re getting along
R (singing): Once there was a girl called Claire, you could take her anywhere.
She was a very fine girl called Claire, you could take her anywhere!
Once there was a girl called Jules, she broke all the rules.
She was a very fine girl called Jules, she bro-oke all the rules!
Once there was a dad called J, when we saw him we said yay!
He was a very fine dad called J, when we saw him we said yay!
C (singing): And he liked to play games and puzzles with me!
R (singing): Once there was a mum called Rach, nothing rhymes with Rach.
She was a very fine mum called Rach, but nothing rhymes with Rach.
C (singing): And you like to work.
R (surprised): I like to play with you as well!
C: Yeah. But you like work.
R: Yeah, I guess I do.
Later
C: Blood is red so I like blood.
R (guffaws)
ETA that this was in the context of a raspberry macaroon; no preschoolers were impaled in the making of this joke. Although we did run into an awesome geek zombie flash mob at 5th and Mission garage. They had signs saying “I can has brayns?”
