friday the 13th: pony ride
Saturday, October 14th, 2006
Q: Your daughter looks very happy to be on a pony.
R: Yeah, my daughter looks happy. Your daughter looks completely intent on absorbing every nanosecond of the experience for later recall. Believe me, I know.
Q: I hate you.
R: She’s got it baaaad.
Q: If the first garage virus wipes out all the horses, you’ll know it was me.
R: Damn, and it would be so easy. You wouldn’t even need a virus, just an antibiotic-resistant strain of strangles… wait, what the hell am I saying?
Q: It’s so easy to socially-engineer you people. “So, tell me about infectious diseases of the horse!” “Well, I’m glad you asked!”
R: I hate you.
