tick attack 2005, the swot report
Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
Strengths: stealth arachnid Western deer tick (ixodes Pacifica) difficult to spot in larval form against creamy, creamy breast with dark brown moles.
Weaknesses: unarmed bloodsucker very small, and pitted against highly motivated hostess with determined fingernails.
Opportunities: undiscovered for 24 happy hours, parasite drinks of hostess’s sweet sweet universally beloved O negative blood.
Threats: once discovered, tick crushed like the bug it is.
