queer eye and the straight girl
Monday, March 8th, 2004
“I realize this is very very sad, but I have a crush on Kyan.”
“You and five million other married women.”
“I know. I hardly even noticed him the first few times I watched, but he grew on me. He is built! Now I always play the credits just cause he looks so damn pretty.”
“With me it’s Thom.”
“Thom? I like Thom fine, but if Kyan won’t have me, it’s Ted or Jai.”
“Jai’s too short.”
“Jai is perfectly formed.”
“It’s true. He’s beautiful. But I looove Thom. I just don’t know whether I want to snog him or go shopping.”
