one-up-womb-ship
Sunday, April 13th, 2003
Sarah: My hamstrings hurt, and I get no sympathy, because it’s self-inflicted.
R: Poor, poor Sarah.
S: But tomorrow I’ll be much stronger than you.
R: I had a baby.
S: I had two babies.
Mum: I had four babies.
R & S, in unison: You win.