m&a
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
Fred: Hershey has bought Scharffen-Berger.
R: Oh no!
F: I know.
R: Oh no!
F: I know! It’s as if Budweiser bought Anchor!
R: Exactly!
F: I learn so much about the world through my tiny window of mergers and acquisitions.
R: Oh well, there’s always Dagoba.
F: Dagoba?
R: An organic chocolate from Oregon.
F: Oh, I don’t eat chocolate.
Gasps of dismay from entire office!
Adam: Communist.
