fresh-caught artisanal comedy
Saturday, July 22nd, 2017
Alain: “Why are cows amazing?”
Me: “I don’t know, why are cows amazing?”
Alain: “Because they’re outstanding in their field!”
(Chorus of groans)
Me: “Knock knock.”
Alain: “Who’s there?”
Me: “Interrupting cow!”
Alain and me in unison: “MOO!”
Claire: “See, you can’t tell each other jokes because you grew up together and you already know them all!”
Me: “So this horse walks into a bar.”
Alain: “And the barman says, Why the long face?”
Me: “And the horse says, Is this some kind of joke?”
Jeremy: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Jeremy: “Interrupting cow.”
Me: “Interrupting cow who?”
Jeremy: “Would you like to see my Nobel prize?”
Me: “Why do you have a Nobel prize?”
Jeremy: “Because I’m outstanding in my field.”
(CHORUS OF GROANS INTENSIFIES)
