21st century noir
Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
R: Do you like the name Jane?
J: It’s plain.
R: I like Jane.
J: It’s probably one of those names that’s so common no one uses it any more. Like John. I wonder what they’re going to do about John and Jane Doe? It’ll have to be, you know, Joshua and Mackenzie Doe.
R (talking into imaginary walkie talkie): Chief, we got us an Emily Doe washed up on the shore of the lake…