the true meaning of the phrase, “hurts like a mother”
Sunday, November 21st, 2004
Kat: Your child is evil! I’ve seen her beat you! She’s given you black eyes! She BITES!
R: It’s only because she loves me.
Kat: Yeah, and you walked into a door.
R: And accidently fed my nipples into a meatgrinder.
Kat, Ian and Jeremy (in unison): EEUW!