slim shady ladies’ night
Tuesday, November 16th, 2004
Quinn has corrupted me.
R: So I watched the video for Mosh.
Salome: Uh-huh.
R: And then I went and watched all of Eminem’s other videos.
S: And?
R: He is so hot.
S: He sure is. Let’s watch 8 Mile.
R: Done.
Later
R: Would you mind if, when we’re shagging, I pretended you were a misogynistic white rapper?
J: I am a misogynistic white rapper.
R: Of course! “My name’s Jeremy/ and I rap in C/ writing Valgrind/ with the power of MY mind…”
J: …
R: What?
J (kindly): Great rap’s not as easy as people think.
