funny husband is funny
Sunday, March 4th, 2012
A Neapolitan mastiff slobbers on his jeans. The dog’s owner is apologetic.
“No, it’s fine, it’s lovely!” says Jeremy. “It comes in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.”
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We are lolling by Stow Lake, when the Segway tour passes. I do the “Squirrel!” thing from Up!, exclaiming:
“Segway!”
Jeremy says: “Stop changing the subject.”
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I quote a show we like, saying: “I will answer your question in the language of crows.”
Jeremy says: “This is murder.”
